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		<title>So True</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is so true, and that&#8217;s all I have to say about that.  

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is so true, and that&#8217;s all I have to say about that. <img src='http://ashwinbihari.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png" alt="Compiling" /></p>
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		<title>Car Idling Is Bad</title>
		<link>http://ashwinbihari.com/2007/03/29/car-idling-is-bad</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Canadian Office of Energy Efficiency has suggested that if you&#8217;re going to idle in your car for more than 10 seconds, you should turn your car off to save, not only gas, your money, but also the environment.
I was first exposed to this phenomenon while visiting India in 2000. Traffic lights there, like anywhere [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://oee.nrcan.gc.ca/transportation/personal/idling.cfm?attr=8">Canadian Office of Energy Efficiency</a> has suggested that if you&#8217;re going to idle in your car for more than 10 seconds, you should turn your car off to save, not only gas, your money, but also the environment.</p>
<p>I was first exposed to this phenomenon while visiting India in 2000. Traffic lights there, like anywhere else, consume some 2+ minutes of your life and in response to the atrocious air quality in most cities, the local governments had instructed motorists to shut down their vehicles.</p>
<p>Now, unlike <a href="http://www.celsias.com/blog/2007/03/27/homemade-hybrids-with-the-10-second-rule/">this article</a> which suggests that most cars in the US utilizing fuel injection and much more modern system can restart within a fraction of a second, most of the vehicles in India had no such technology and would take many stressful minutes to get started up again. The incessant honking that would ensue when the circa-1980&#8217;s Fiat in the front of the caravan failed to start could surely deafen people many miles away.</p>
<p>Is the savings of about 30 miles (very unscientific number, mind you) per gas tank worth starting and stopping your car at every stop light? </p>
<p>Imagine the frenzy that would ensue if an emergency vehicle with all of its loud and flashing regalia were to come screaming through an intersection where everyone has turned off their vehicles. Oh Boy!</p>
<p>Additionally, back when I was attending the <a href="http://www.msf-usa.org/">MSF</a> course in preparation of getting my motorcycle license, the one thing that they taught us was to always be ready and prepared at stop lights and signs to be able to pull over or away quickly in case the dumb and blind car driver fails to notice your elaborately colored bike. The time it would take to realize a car is indeed gunning for you, turn the bike on and take off would surely require more skills than I surely possess, and I&#8217;m willing to bet, most of the riders out there.</p>
<p>So, I think as useful as this might sound, before a movement is created to even begin this practice, there should be some scientific tests to see how much pollution a car that is repeatedly started and stopped creates. Additionally, this practice should only be conducted on roads that are wide enough to allow emergency vehicles to maneuver around the sea of stopped cars without requiring grannies and their Buick mobiles to jump the curb.</p>
<p>Cheers</p>
<p><!--kw=car idle stop Canada EPA pollution--> </p>
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		<title>What Code Doesn&#8217;t Do</title>
		<link>http://ashwinbihari.com/2006/12/08/what-code-doesnt-do</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[6. Code cannot be cracked by an 8 year old kid in a matter of seconds
Sorry, no.  Just no. #
A hilarious list of things dispelling what Hollywood thinks that code and &#8220;hackers&#8221; are capable of doing. I gotta especially agree with #10; when I first saw Independence Day, I had to call BS on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>6. Code cannot be cracked by an 8 year old kid in a matter of seconds</strong><br/><br />
Sorry, no.  Just no. <a href="http://www.drivl.com/pages/code">#</a></p></blockquote>
<p>A hilarious list of things dispelling what <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood">Hollywood</a> thinks that code and &#8220;hackers&#8221; are capable of doing. I gotta especially agree with #10; when I first saw <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0116629/">Independence Day</a>, I had to call BS on that.</p>
<p><!--code programming hacker computer--></p>
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		<title>Seriously PWNED</title>
		<link>http://ashwinbihari.com/2006/11/01/seriously-pwned</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phising is a common scheme used primarily through email. You&#8217;ve all gotten the emails from Paypal, Ebay, and various banks claiming that your account was compromised and you have to follow a link to &#8220;verify&#8221; your information. 
In the IM world, it is possible to use a combination of phising and social engineering to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phising">Phising</a> is a common scheme used primarily through email. You&#8217;ve all gotten the emails from Paypal, Ebay, and various banks claiming that your account was compromised and you have to follow a link to &#8220;verify&#8221; your information. </p>
<p>In the IM world, it is possible to use a combination of phising and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_%28computer_security%29">social engineering</a> to get people to divulge information they clearly shouldn&#8217;t. But once in a while this sort of a scheme <a href="http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914&#038;highlight">backfires</a> and the resulting hilarity is classic!</p>
<p>Cheers</p>
<p><!--kw=pwned hacker l33t phising hacks0r IM MSN--></p>
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